Lol, this story of sucking, licking, charming and twisting cats really made my day.
However, my advice to potential banned players who maybe would try that way to explain their bad behaviour ongame is : Don't try it, you waste your time, here we make war, not love...
Edit : And, if i was the boss here, cats would be definitely banned from our forums and cooked with peas and French fries... But i'm not the boss here, i'm just a random joker.